Day 1

Yikes.

I had an awesome blog post ready to go and Blogger ate it. It was great. Seriously. Instead, you get this for now because I'm too frustrated to attempt to recreate it. This frustration is minor compared to the rest of today's, but have no fear. Your intrepid narrators will prevail and will regale you with bloggy goodness soon enough. In the meantime, keep this advice in mind: It's better to read about scams in Lonely Planet before your tuk-tuk driver takes you on a ridiculous journey through space and time (and tailors and bogus travel agents posing as government workers and ridiculously expensive seafood eaten only by oblivious or obnoxious tourists.) Yippee.